Me, my dad, and Alex Trebek

What's on your TiVo right now? Lost? The Office? Well, apparently I'm smarter than you, or will be soon, because lately me and my dad have been watching....



like all the time. I totally love it!

First of all, let me just say my dad is about the smartest person in the whole world. No joke. He is like play-at-home-jeopardy-champion-of-all-time! He'd be in the ToC for sure. But here's the other thing: I'm actually pretty good! You never really know how much knowledge (or lack thereof) you have up there until it's tested. There's nothing better than saying, "Oh! I just learned that in [insert class you used thought you retained nothing from here]!"

So, if you think you're smart, watch Jeopardy! First it will show you what an idiot you are. And then you'll learn all sorts of crazy stuff. Did you know Egypt and Ethiopia were two of the four free African countries before 1945? Both starting with the letter 'E'. Now you do. Thanks, Alex.

My true love

Quizzes Girls Games

What did I tell you guys about the-n.com? 100 percent accuracy. 100 PERCENT!

I'm funny, right? RIGHT??

I feel really bad when the most excited I get is the excitement I feel when something is about to end. But I'm so glad the assembly will be over after tomorrow. And I'm SOOOOOOOOO glad the English project ended today.

When I stood up to start giving the presentation, Smith said "Wait. Before you start, take a deep breath, and think 'It's over.'" I did so. It was amazing. You can tell how terrible it was by the way the teacher even felt sorry for me. I won't go into detail, because it's too graphic for children, the elderly, and pregnant women, but it was horrendous.

MCing for the assembly has been fun, and I have a feeling I will enjoy preforming it up there, but right now I feel SO unfunny. I keep needing constant validation, and I lash out at others. Small malfunctions cause me to panic, and I remind myself of...OH MY GOODNESS



What Andy said is true! This can't be happening! Why can't I be a Tracy or a Twofer, or even a Frank for heaven's sake!

Which reminds me, 30 rock is on tonight. Oh, the joy I feel every thursday night. Unless it gets cancelled for Office reruns. Grrrr.